Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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