yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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