Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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