Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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