but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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