I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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