Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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