super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Drunk is a universal language darling
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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