You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face