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  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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• (619): View more from California

  You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.

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• (408): View more from California

  dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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• (707): View more from California

  I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?

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• (415): View more from California

  The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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