Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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