You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I could fuck to npr.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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