yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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