did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Randomize
