This girl is more easily done than said...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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