The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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