Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
