Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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