Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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