no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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