So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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