My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.