a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .