Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...