Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong