If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs