Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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