Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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