in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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