he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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