Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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