The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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