Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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