i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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