Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
