He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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