you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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