i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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