i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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