You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life