Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?