the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
