I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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