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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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