Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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