Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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