Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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