my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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