I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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