I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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