I wish I only lived at night.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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