im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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