We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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