Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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