That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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