I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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