Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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