I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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