I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Shame - the story of my life.
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