It's Friday. Sex?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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