Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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